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wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’




�I forgot what I sent you�

ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)


snark0lepsy:

The Whitest Kids U’ Know x




icanteatwithallthesefeelings:

pop punk?

we call it soda punk over here


  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 


ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell



cynnchestra:

aw man i dropped my iphone

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Title: Anaconda [Trap Remix] Artist: Nicki Minaj 199,566 plays

westcoastgold:

black-barbiezff:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda [StikShift Trap Remix]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE ORIginal FUCKING CLUB YAAAAAASSS I AM GOING SO FUCKING HAM AT THE BUS STOP UGH MY GAAAAAADAMMIT LOOKATTHATBUTT


Sam shepard plays are so fucked up


  • me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
  • me: today how you are